The only defense against your own people is sleep. A long, long, long sleep. Had said this sometime back. But what if those same people shake you up, ask you what's up, sigh and pat you back to sleep?
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Sunday, June 10, 2007
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A Chat |
If you ever used Yahoo's chat service or any other chat service for that matter, you couldn't miss them . If a survey was conducted they would unanimously be declared the people most hooked to chat technology. The Philippines. One, ermm two, no three characteristics make a Philippine stand out. Unbearable dumbness, extreme lack of vocabulary and unicorn-like horniness. Of course its only the chat populace that I'm referring to.
One of these days I was in a Yahoo chat room and IMing every female screenname I saw. I had a format ready - "Hey, hru, asl?" - in the clipboard and was pasting that into all the windows. It seemed I missed one id though but it didn't miss me. A window with a "Hi" popped up and within a few seconds a friendly "hru". The "asl" ceremony also went fine, notwithstanding the fact that I had started a conversation with a 21/F/Phlpns. After a few introductory remarks, she popped a simple question which was to become the subject of a post in a few days.
Phlpn : So, where are you?
( I was home. I have a PC and was on a chair. It all seemed so obvious that I thought it unnecessary to even answer that question. At least not directly. So I thought I'd have a little fun and said )
Me: In the loo, taking a shit.
Phlpn: Huh?, What do u mean?
Me: Loo. Shit.
Phlpn: What?
Simple deduction. 21/F/Phlpns did not either know what a loo was or what you were supposed to do in it under normal, non-excitable circumstances.
Me: Baby, Loo = Toilet.
Superquick, mega smart, ultrahot Phlpn: Oh, so you are 'masterbating' ?
Me: Uhh, yeah.
Curious Phlpn: And your media?
Me: My what?
Dr. Phlpn : Your media. With what you masterbate? Your weapon.
Me: Oh that. Yeah. My sword you mean?
Eager Phlpn: Yes, yes *deep grin*. What it doing?
Me: Oscillating. Up, up, down, down, Mm, Mm.
Excited Phlpn: You moan?
Me: No, I groan. And cry.
Confused Phlpn: Uh, why cry?
Me: Fun.
She didn't reply.
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